we're blogging at a bar
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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