So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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