so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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