She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
how does that bad decision feel?
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