She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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