Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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