oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
