I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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