She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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