I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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