Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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