doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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