It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I look better un-naked...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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