this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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