talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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