I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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