My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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