so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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