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Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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