This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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