I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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