You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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