I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
as a side note pls kill me
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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