it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I love having hate sex.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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