good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize