All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
