Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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