I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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