I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
