Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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