at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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