her vagine was all disorganized.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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