Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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