Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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