if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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