I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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