are you so shy because you have an std?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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