Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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