I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
