what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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