if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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