if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize