ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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