Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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