I bet he comes in French.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
PS: I just woke up from my shower
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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