I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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