i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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