Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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