The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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