coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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