When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There r osticjed everywhere
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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