i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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