You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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