Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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